Thecomputernerd01 E.t. Parody lyrics

E.t. Parody by Thecomputernerd01

E.t. Parody lyrics

I got a candle stick
I got chick flicks 
I'm gonna watch one
while eating brownie mix

I'm a nerd I'm a terd
No wait I meant to say a flightless bird
Inside a public restroom
Welcome to the shed
I got my own snips
did you know I make my very own chicken strips
They call me butter cause I eat lots of bread
I fell down the stairs and found myself dead

You're so computerizing
You're always on the laptop 
playing with my teddy bear
Cheese sticks melt in my mouth
they taste like their on fire
I'm rolling this big tire
Woke up right next to my gramps
I love to ride my scooter 
while being chased by shooters
I sing while laying on my back
The world is a big mattress 
I even found a big mat

There's no  Baloney left 
and I don't like Salami
I went to search for clues
In the end I found out it was a boy named Tommy 

[CHORUS]
Poke me P-p-Poke me
I'm looking at you Conan
You better come and poke me
I'm on facebook all day
I've never lost a poke war
even in my real life
ouch you kicked me in the leg
I'm gonna throw an egg
you broke my fragile heart 
So I'll just peg a leg

Tigers T-T-Tigers
they're really vicious creatures
I hope they eat my teachers
I learned to screw in a bulb 
It's actually really easy
If your feeling cheesy
There's no Pepperonis left and I don't want the veggies
I went to search for clues in the end i found out it was a girl named 
Reggie

[Chorus]

I found a child
that look just like me
I'm so much more hotter
Than Harry Potters mom
I poked this guy 
and then he knocked me in the chest
It taught me a lesson
Yes I'm gonna eat a burger Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Yeah

[Chorus]